When you laugh and accidentally hit your head.
sodamnrelatable: hahahaha all the time :D via sodamnrelatable
theyellowbrickroad: one time in 8th grade me and my friend had like 3 bags of candy and we couldnt finish it all and there was this black kid that we kept seeing in random places the whole night so we went up to him and asked if he wanted some of our candy and he was like “i dont take candy from white people” and i said “what” and he was like “did i stutter bitch” and walked away
Your Daughter: Mommy, how did you meet daddy?
You: Well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad as soon as he came out of the elevator. We bumped into each other, and in that moment when I first I laid my eyes on him, I fell in love with him.
Him: If thats what you want to call stalking and trying to run past security, into the elevator and jumping on top of me while screaming in my ear then fine, thats what happened
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras