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friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
I hate people.
I’m surrounded by fucking morons.
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
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